#22

Mmmm...biscuits.

#21

Can you cut me a bit more bread please darling, I've got a bit of an emergency situation over here. My eggs are done but my bread isn't.

#20

Just let him eat the beer mat!

#19

And you see now…it’s stuck! Which is interesting.

#18

I tend to put all the farmyard animals over here on one side…put the dog and the cat together…and then the lizard bringing up the rear.

#17

I'm sure the time will come when you start wearing them without permission and that's fine. Just not yet.

#16

What is wrong with people in this country today if you can't make a cup of tea?!

#15

One's got to spend one's time doing something Poppet and if that means looking for mangos, so be it!

#14

Have you ever had a piece of cheese rolled up in a bit of salami before?

#13

You know, I'm not a macho man by any stretch of the imagination but that really is pathetic.

#12

Me, a few old men, some gay men and a couple of Hasidic Jews. That's the way I like it.

#11

I find, darling, that this is an excellent bowl for mixing eggs.

#10

I'd like to try something different but none of it really grabs me. It's all beetroot and cabbage and animals that live in the forest.

#9

Can camels gallop? They can can't they? They race camels in Arabic countries.

#8

Can you just come over here and butter my toast? There's just a lot going on over here and it's all getting a bit confusing.

#7

Anyway, this story isn't really going anywhere...so I think it's run its natural course.

#6

Do you remember when eggs used to be sized by letters? Weren't they A, or double A or something? Or am I making that up?

#5

I did it once the other day by accident...but I haven't been able to do it since.

#4

I'm 108 pages in so I can't be doing too badly.

#3

I don't really like the idea of freezing fresh fish.