#12

Me, a few old men, some gay men and a couple of Hasidic Jews. That's the way I like it.

#11

I find, darling, that this is an excellent bowl for mixing eggs.

#10

I'd like to try something different but none of it really grabs me. It's all beetroot and cabbage and animals that live in the forest.

#9

Can camels gallop? They can can't they? They race camels in Arabic countries.

#8

Can you just come over here and butter my toast? There's just a lot going on over here and it's all getting a bit confusing.

#7

Anyway, this story isn't really going anywhere...so I think it's run its natural course.

#6

Do you remember when eggs used to be sized by letters? Weren't they A, or double A or something? Or am I making that up?

#5

I did it once the other day by accident...but I haven't been able to do it since.

#4

I'm 108 pages in so I can't be doing too badly.

#3

I don't really like the idea of freezing fresh fish.

#2

I think we're going to have to find a different chedder.

#1

Ian McEwan...What a twat.