#32

Ahh, it's nice to be reunited with my pink bits after a few days.

#31

I know it's not news, but pigs are absolutely massive!

#30

I had a nightmare of a plate the other day.

#29

I availed myself of a couple of slices of some kind of gooey nutty thing.

#28

I always get a bit confused when I'm buying socks.

#27

It's quite nice to open a can now and then actually.

#26

I'd like to go for a drink with those three.
Or maybe just Rita and Emily.

#25

Gosh, its so dull but never the less a treat to have tissues on tap.

#24

This'll be the second time I've had parmesan today!

#23

You know when you were at school and you used to do games and stuff?

(yes)

Did you used to do forward rolls?

(um...yes)

What was the point of that?

#22

Mmmm...biscuits.

#21

Can you cut me a bit more bread please darling, I've got a bit of an emergency situation over here. My eggs are done but my bread isn't.

#20

Just let him eat the beer mat!

#19

And you see now…it’s stuck! Which is interesting.

#18

I tend to put all the farmyard animals over here on one side…put the dog and the cat together…and then the lizard bringing up the rear.

#17

I'm sure the time will come when you start wearing them without permission and that's fine. Just not yet.

#16

What is wrong with people in this country today if you can't make a cup of tea?!

#15

One's got to spend one's time doing something Poppet and if that means looking for mangos, so be it!

#14

Have you ever had a piece of cheese rolled up in a bit of salami before?

#13

You know, I'm not a macho man by any stretch of the imagination but that really is pathetic.