#40

I used Alf's peeler on Saturday on two squashes and it was painless! So much easier than ours.

#39

I think I might splash out and buy myself some little ankle socks for the summer. Exciting eh?!

#38

I think I might splash out and buy myself some little ankle socks for the summer. Exciting eh?!

#37

Why don't you care about my hair?!

#36

Those cats!

What?

I had to confiscate their pipe cleaner!

#35

The ruler is out for delivery!

#34

I'm all achey. I mean not fluey, just a bit necky. Think I'm on the way out.

#33

I did what I normally do when I get there, which is faff, potter and chat.

#32

Ahh, it's nice to be reunited with my pink bits after a few days.

#31

I know it's not news, but pigs are absolutely massive!

#30

I had a nightmare of a plate the other day.

#29

I availed myself of a couple of slices of some kind of gooey nutty thing.

#28

I always get a bit confused when I'm buying socks.

#27

It's quite nice to open a can now and then actually.

#26

I'd like to go for a drink with those three.
Or maybe just Rita and Emily.

#25

Gosh, its so dull but never the less a treat to have tissues on tap.

#24

This'll be the second time I've had parmesan today!

#23

You know when you were at school and you used to do games and stuff?

(yes)

Did you used to do forward rolls?

(um...yes)

What was the point of that?

#22

Mmmm...biscuits.

#21

Can you cut me a bit more bread please darling, I've got a bit of an emergency situation over here. My eggs are done but my bread isn't.